So... anyone got a joke or something?

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the 'Three Little Pigs' to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!' The teacher had to leave the room.
 
your a redneck if your classes for school was cancelled because the path to the restroom were flooded.

why were males created before women?
you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

whats the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO
there have been sightings of UFOs
 
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. ​



The nurse starts with certain basic items. ​



"How much do you weigh?" she asks. ​



"115," she says. ​



The nurse puts her on the scale. ​



It turns out her weight is 140.​



The nurse asks, "Your height?" ​



"5 foot 8," she says. ​



The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".​



She then takes her blood pressure ​



And tells the woman it is very high. ​



"Of course it's high!" she screams, ​



"When I came in here I was tall and slender! ​



Now I'm short and fat!"​
 
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more :lipssealedsmilie:
 
A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city."
"Well Mr. Mayor," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last election


Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds

Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Billy-Bob replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Billy-Bob said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
 
A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."
 
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