stupid joke time!

[Cheech]

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?






Mr. Bigger's baby, 'cause he's a little Bigger.

hahahahaha!!! This one's great!

 

[LeahK]

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says: "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says: "Wow! You have a drink named Fred?"

 

[jpappy789]

Why do gypsies walk so funny?






They have crystal balls.

 

[Fla_Larry]

What do you call a dog with no legs?........

.....dosen't matter he won't come anyways.

Cigarette.... because you take him out for a drag once a day

 

[Fla_Larry]

So... a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says...












Why the long face ! ! !

 

[REDKAHUNA]

A head of lettuce a tomatoe and a faucet had a race. I did not see the finish but when I left.





























The lettuce was a head the faucet was running and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup.

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea'r

What do you call a deer with no legs?

Still no idea'r

 

[rocker92]

a blonde walks into a bar and says OUCH!!!




a dog walked in to a bar looking for his pa(w).

 

[rocker92]

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?????

























Art.

 

[rocker92]

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs that is bobbing is the water?

















Bob.