stupid joke time!
- Thread starter Cheech
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From my 6 year old tonight in the car:
What do you call a doberman if it's a girl?
A doberwoman!
What do you call a doberman if it's a girl?
A doberwoman!
Tifftastic
"With your powers combined . . ."
Why did Jimmy fall off his bike?
Cuz Jimmy was a fish!
Why did Suzie fall off her bike?
Cuz her mom through a fridge at her!
Cuz Jimmy was a fish!
Why did Suzie fall off her bike?
Cuz her mom through a fridge at her!
From a cop the other day at work:
What do you get when you have a midget psychic that escapes from jail?
a small medium at large...
What do you get when you have a midget psychic that escapes from jail?
a small medium at large...
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back outside. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you that string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
The string goes back outside. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you that string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
