Stupid Questions about life. Post your own!

Oh an if you want real nap torture, work in daycare where you have to sit and watch the 20 little energy balls sleep for three hours, knowing that when they wake, they'll be gassed and ready and you'll still have a couple hours left in your work day. (though I say that from a childless prespective, so maybe that isn't sucha bad scenario).
 
why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
 
Ever been slapped across the mouth and face with a slimy, wet fish?
 
Taste great or less filling? :soda:

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Why is it that when something is moved by ship its called cargo, but if it is moved by car its called shipment?
 
" Stupid Questions about life."

Why do quarks disappear then re-appear?
 
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