Good gracious! You really did mean "eggs". Like powdered eggs? Not a typo, after all...Where does this idea come from? Perhaps you detect a sulfur smell? I'm hornswoggled.
All my careful explanation... eggs! The mind reels! (diminishing Professor Frink noises, with the gasping and the mumbling and the fading away...)
All my careful explanation... eggs! The mind reels! (diminishing Professor Frink noises, with the gasping and the mumbling and the fading away...)