Joe, if you left it would be like a TV series on the way out. We'd bring in 125gBob and his posts would be okay, but it wouldn't be the same. Eventually, 125gBob would go ballistic and go on a two week long bender and we'd someday see his E! True Hollywood Story or a VH-1 Behind the Music on 125gBob and we'd all shudder that we used to talk to him or think his posts were cool. We'd feel SHAME, Joe, SHAME for ever thinking he might be able to replace you and then, on our reunion show for CBS you' be there and we would all talk about how it was you, Joe, that made Aquaria Central what it is. There woul be a blooper reel composed of typos, of course, but inside all of us, there would be guilt. Guilt of having tried to go one without you, Joe. So please, save of from the shame and guilt and cheesy TV shows with bad reenactments by actors who only look like us in the sense that they have the same hair color but are 20 pounds heavier and have a hare-lip. Thank you, Jow, for your consideration.
