The daily joke thread

daniel364

daniel364

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This something that blue thought of due to my naf jokes on the chat room.

This a thread where you can post any jokes, one liners to storyies. AC is full of people that love to tell jokes or have a giggle so when your hvaing a bad time come and have a laugh here!BTW doesnt have to be daily, if you get told a joke just post here!

(not too rude jokes. naf= rubbish)

il start it off...

Why should you be freinds with a mushroom?




Because they're fungi's to be with! :)
 
what do you call a deer standing still, with no eyes, this time of the year here in Georgia?






Venison!
 
daniel364 said:
This something that blue thought of due to my naf jokes on the chat room.

This a thread where you can post any jokes, one liners to storyies. AC is full of people that love to tell jokes or have a giggle so when your hvaing a bad time come and have a laugh here!BTW doesnt have to be daily, if you get told a joke just post here!

(not too rude jokes. naf= rubbish)

il start it off...

Why should you be freinds with a mushroom?




Because they're fungi's to be with! :)
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:D
 
A couple of good one-liners:

I'm in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program- I have to go door to door and tell everyone I'm somebody else.

I wanted to start working out, so I went to my doctor and ask him where to start- he says that I'm not in good enough shape. I say great, send me the bill after I pay you.
 
5TankHarmony said:
A couple of good one-liners:

I'm in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program- I have to go door to door and tell everyone I'm somebody else.

I wanted to start working out, so I went to my doctor and ask him where to start- he says that I'm not in good enough shape. I say great, send me the bill after I pay you.
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haha......those are great!
 
5TankHarmony said:
I wanted to start working out, so I went to my doctor and ask him where to start- he says that I'm not in good enough shape. I say great, send me the bill after I pay you.
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:laugh: That is great!! Love it!
 
Glad you liked them, here's a couple more:

I almost had a psychic girlfriend once, but she left me before we met.

If everything is going your way, you're in the wrong lane.
 
Here's a really cute blonde joke that someone emailed me the other day :D


A blonde was speeding down the road in her Mercedes Benz when a blonde cop pulls her over and asks to see her driver’s license.

The Blonde driver asks, "What’s a driver’s license?"

"It's a little square thing with your picture on it", says the cop.

So, the blonde driver looks through her purse and she pulls out a compact mirror and gives it to the cop.

The blonde cop looks at it and laughs, "Well… if I would have know you were a cop, I never would have pulled you over!!"
 
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs flying throught the air?

Chuck

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool?

Bob

What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs sitting in front of your window?

Curt 'n' Rod

What do you call a gitl with one arm and one leg?

Ileen
 
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