FS The Mellow Fun Tank Quick Start Package

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mellowvision

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What do you get when you mix 1 part Lampeye Killie Fry and 2 parts mystery blue shrimp with a dash of moss and some water sprite filled with snails?

The Mellow Fun Tank Quick Start Package!

That's right folks, for a limited time, I have 1 Box available, that will contain the following live items for an instant cure for your MTS symptoms. Start your cycle now folks because in less than a week you could have your very own nano tank!

You get

10 baby Blue Shrimp (a mystery and not very blue, these have a brownish tiger patterning and are fairly translucent. perky, hardy Cardina sp.) 1/4"-1/2"

5 Lampeye Killie Fry (Aplocheilichthys normani) under 1/2"

1 handfull of water sprite starter plants, that come with FREE SNAILS!!! not just those pesky Ramshorn babies, but also Malaysian Trumpets and who knows what else!

That's right folks, how much would you expect to pay?

Sixty Dollars? NO
Fifty Dollars? NUH UH.

$40 plus shipping!

Hold on a sec THERE'S MORE!

What's a planted tank without a little DWARF SAG? That's right folks, with this starter kit we've thought of everything, and you will also get

4 Dwarf Sag plantlets (1 chain)

That's right.
The deal couldn't get much sweeter than that.

Or COULD IT???

if you act quickly, I'll also include a golf ball size wad of random but nice moss clippings, ABSOLUTELY FREE. Tie em to wood, tie em to rocks, stick them in your crevices! MOSS IS THE FUTURE!

It's as if the economy has completely crumbled and the apocalypse is near!!! Everything's GOT TO GO!

If that isn't enough, if you act before close of business today, we're authorized to include a Floating Plant Nano Starter Bag for NO CHARGE WHATSOEVER! Frogbit and Red Roots and Duckweed OH MY! don't miss this great opportunity to start your own floater FARM!!! FOR FREE!!!


ACT NOW, OPERATORS ARE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.
LOCAL PICKUP IN NYC PREFFERED BUT WILL SHIP NATION WIDE. SHIPPING COST TO BE DETERMINED BY TOTAL PACKAGE WEIGHT. HANDLING CHARGES APPLY, AND INCLUDE THE COST OF KORDON BREATHER BAGS AND FOAM LINED BOX.



$40 plus shipping!

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Bump for a great seller with awesome tanks!!!
 
Hahahahah I was just about to post a picture of him :)
 
the only way you couldve made it sound more like billy mays was if you add "BUT WAIT!!! CALL NOW AND I'LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER!!!"
 
Is this a limited time offer or do you anticipate being able to repeat this in the next 2-3 weeks??? By the way awesome tribute to what seems like was just a really good guy. Good luck.
 
yeah roscoe, this is a limited offer, I would like to clear out some space for fish arriving from Hong Kong this week, and don't plan on having additional lampeye fry available for some time. I mean, if I don't sell it, it will remain available, but there is only one package available.

and thanks pappy and viva! I did have fun writing it. you're not looking for some delight?
 
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