The old man can replace fuses quicker than a Jack Rabit on a Date.

my favorite quote is from the fugitive...


Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Newman, what are you doing?
Newman: I'm thinking.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, just as long as you're thinking.


(sorry that this was not a chrismas movie)


:lol: Thats really funny. :)
 
The Old Man was a turkey junkie.

gotta be one of my faves...Christmas Story again...

How many "favorite" lines are there in that film though :)
 
more favorite quotes, this time from "sleeper"

Miles Monroe: Where am I anyhow, I mean, what happened to everybody, where are all my friends?
Dr. Aragon: You must understand that everyone you knew in the past has been dead nearly two hundred years.
Miles Monroe: But they all ate organic rice!

Miles Monroe: When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said "rabies." She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a great dane.

Dr. Melik:
[H]ave you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
Miles Monroe:
Yeah, sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
 
There are so many... I guess my current favorite (I got it for Christmas so that counts right?) is

"Fifty years from now when you're looking back at your life... aren't going to want to say you had the guts to get in the car."
 
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