There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

Can I do one about myself?
No? Too bad I'm doing it anyway.

There was was a poster named chico
Ever so suave and rico.
When he entered the room all the girlies would swoon
And he stole a fine chica from Enrico.:cool:
 
there once was a member bush
he never had time to "swoosh"
he had just 1 chocolate
had no more brocclette
and that made himself
a sick little elf..
 
there once was a member named chico
who had got smarter when in portourico
that had tought him to read
so he had no special need
and that got him all A's!:thm:
 
there once was a poster named kuhliloach
who liked you play with his cockroach
the cockroach went in
to his toy bin,
and they never could find it again

:huh: oh well...
 
OMG...these are sooo funny!
To bad I stink at stuff like this
 
once apon a time
u dressed so fine
just immitatin' a mime
all covered in grime
so we hit u with a lime
that only cost a dime
and the sound of wind chime
became a great huge crime

oh get sick, get well
40 years of stinkin' ****
people get by bells
little kids get trapped in wells
who are u to even tell
your mother bought a big huge shell
don't get shot by uncle mell

it spit
crack a stick
don't get burned by an oven mit
cd's fly and make a click
fastfood companies throw a fit
this topics designed for chat & chit
the candle light just be-came lit

the boxer guy may seem like a fighter
don't sleep with him at an over nighter
the smokin' guy just brought out his lighter
his hands on your neck get tighter & tighter
his pen over your sword is even mighter
your friends just took your kids flimsy kiter

when u paint your wifes drapes
out come a hundred amoured apes
none of them speak of the tonted grapes
this concert just lost it's tapes
then superman came and tore his capes
is'nt it fun just to say zapes?
 
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