There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

pens can't talk
or travel in a flock
but they can secretly mock
you and your smock
laying back on the dock
next to you leans a selfish jock
holding both a key and lock
saying be careful don't knock
over things that will scare you into shock
like the purple sock
 
out in the city
lies a mystery
a lost kitty
lonely
dirty
wants to play a radio diddy
for all the pretty
kitty
feeling giddy
out of self pitty

isn't me
and the honey bee
the cutest couple you will ever see?
if not you must pay the fee
3 bucks and a rusty penny
not only must he and she
pay this fee but also
give us your house key
don't break your knee
or spill hot tea
i lied about the whole thing it's actually a bumble bee

a buss drives by a shattered window real fast
knocking over a shadow of Bast
put back together wearing a cast
preparing for it's monthly fast
does anyone know how long it last
maybe through winter or even past?

a plane stopped by
it decided to sigh
feeling to depressed to cry
feeling lonely and shy
when pretty soon comes a guy
with a geeky grin and bow-tie
not wanting to say goodbye did anyway and walked away...
 
LOL I can post this because he's not online anymore!

there once was a boy named crimsy
who sent all of the girls in a tizzy
but he only loved them silly cories
so there were no Lily, Kates, or Tori's (lol!)
Until all the girls passed with a groan
And he said to his fish "finally we're alone"
 
angry bob
was eaten by the blob
cover with corn on the cob
because eating bob was his only job
that and escaping the angry mob
throwing tin cans, a lightbulb, even a doorknob
which they rob
from bob
making "angry bob" angry.
 
Well w/e you get the idea :)

Oh those silly fish folks
That love their aquatic friends
Are the result of many jokes
To those that will never bend
Thinking to fishy evokes
Love only fury amends
But they don’t see the coax
Of elegant aquatic commends
 
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