Too funny...start a rumor about...

that's not funny a narwhal put my duck's eye out.

Actually I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

J has been fascinated with narwhals ever since he seen them tusking on the discovery channel. His ambition is to travel North and paint a couple of their tusks in flouresent colours so it looks like a light sabre battle.
 
chill wrote i giant pirate duck into the sunset insearch of the lost catnip treasure.

(In case I haven't noticed, if the catnip jokes are getting old you can tell me, i'll stop:).)
 
Jpap writes them for him
 
tattoo likes to sleep with a cucumber on his nightstand
 
Dog likes to lick his fingers
 
Horchata's bird is the special sauce maker.
 
redd has stolen the bird for the sauce recipe
 
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