Too funny...start a rumor about...

cat has a abnormally obsessive preoccupation with hair and razors.
 
i cant help i look like your picture in RL. but i heard that radar was caught spying on the gary burgerhoff (the guy that played radar o'reilly on mash)
 
I was told, Cat and Radar both want to shave my legs, then throw me in a big pool of jello
 
cat spent all day pulling out his excessive amount of body hair with tweezers.
 
Cat then took the toothbrush to clean his fishtank with
 
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