Fungi, also desperately tries to get kuhli to notice him...but no such luck.
He quietly goes back to brushing his "My Little Pony's" hair and mumbling to himself..."Does Kuhli think I'm fat?"
Umm... two came up at once, but I'll get my back on Slappy
Slappy (Born Splap J. Higelbuffer) is a 55 year-old garden gnome with myxamatosis and curly toes, he wants Fungi to notice him, but to no avail, he goes back to his little shared den, with the mole, three ferrets and six hares, then sits in the corner with a mug of honey and milk crying that humans don't accept him as he is.
Oh man I'm slow... but I went to so much effort to type it (not really though) I'll leave it as it stands
kuhli believes he's Corporal Klinger, his mother is distressed and is thinking of calling the Mental Asylum