Too funny...start a rumor about...

nmrsco likes to flirt with hockey pucks, hence why he's missing so many of his teeth
 
Fungi's screen name started as a nickname in elementary school when the class bully found out he had athlete's foot.
 
FFF has a huge scar the size of a potato on his/her butt from tripping over a golf ball and landing on a curling iron.
 
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