Too funny...start a rumor about...

Shoreliner is scared of the dark and creepy things that might be hiding under the bed or in the closet. She has 3 nightlights in each room.
 
Fair enough. I'm about that height and I am part Irish! :)

Jpappy's name is really Susie and she has a crush on Calvin. And Hobbes.
 
FFF has a lab in the basement, where FFF is creating transgenic Endlers livebearers by injecting the gene for luciferase from lightning bugs into fish embryos. They look a lot like this :
EDAS-Weird-glowfish.jpg
 
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