Too funny...start a rumor about...

[bettagurl]

Cooldude is currently in a relationship with the goldfish in his avatar :

 

[kuhliloach]

bettagurl is seeing things that arent there...

 

[shoreliner]

shoreliner wears a thong :evil_lol:

:grinno: y'all just keep on spilling my secrets. For shame, for shame!!

but since you have already TOLD everyone, I guess they might as well know the whole truth. I have a secret identity. I CAN'T BEAR THE SECRET ALONE ANY LONGER!!! *sob* Only those few who have seen my lingerie know the truth. You should feel priviledged.

Phew, it's a relief to share.

Now, on to Khuli...hmmm...lessee..

Khuli twines cold spaghetti through his toes and sees if his little toe is strong enough to break it. Sometimes he wins the battle.

 

[Fungi]

shoreliner doesn't want to admit it, but she's actually a little bit attracted to cooldude, now if only she could ruin his relationship with that goldfish...

 

[shoreliner]

Alright fungus, don't make me come over there!! For the record:

Shoreliner is happily married to a very large, very hairy mountain man who, by trade, dismembers warm fuzzy creatures and turns them into piles of meat. (see attached pic). Do not tempt him to stomp you.

wow, squelching rumors is almost as much fun as making them up!

But seriously, guys, did you all hear about Fungi's testicle retrieval operation? Or was that a secret?

 

[cooldude123]

oo thats below the belt...
shoreliner killed my goldfish in rage, of being my secret lav'a

 

[cooldude123]

but don't tell the other gold fish

 

[bettagurl]

Cooldude liked it :hypnotized:

 

[Fungi]

oo thats below the belt...

I'm wondering if that's a deliberate, albeit horrible, pun

bettagurl actually wears blue underpants

 

[cooldude123]

yea actually it was...
kuli loach likes betta gurls blue underwear
(besides betta girl hate the color blue)