Too funny...start a rumor about...

cat spends his spare time helping the local farmers spread bull poo on the fields.
 
Radar's last farmhand came home drunk one night to find radar waiting for him
She was sat in a chair having a few glasses of wine
as soon as he came in she demanded he take off her boots
with trembling hands he removed her boots
she then ordered him to take off her blouse
again with shaky hands he removed her blouse
and so on through each article of clothes
she then looked at him and said.....
 
Cat has a twitch in his eyebrow.
 
Cat thinks G is staring at him because she wants to play whip cream dress up with him...
 
AquariaCentral.com