actually Cat switched my batter for rat poison
(he didn't know my ex tried to poison me once before and I built up an immunity to the stuff)
Wilie Coyote like he tried it himself to see what was wrong. The next morning he cut himself shaving and nearly bled to death. He saved himself by applying feminine products to his face. Unfortunately he forgot to remove them before he went to work. He has some interesting nick names at work now.