bringing out the big guns, Niko.... ok fine... but be prepared.... I know you paid me a lot of money to keep this under wraps... but you asked for it...
everyone else:
you may have noticed Niko's abnormal over-the-top adoration on guppies. Have you ever asked yourself why? Well, see... he never could be such a pretty fish and was always so torn up about that... he paid me lots of money to keep his secret hidden.... poor Niko... I am loyal up to a point, sweetheart and it seems you have overstepped this line.... folks... please go easy on this fish... the post a few months back damaged him severely when folks made fun of him... oh how he prayed no one would find out they found his yearbook shot.....