what if the U.S went boom?

[noodles62]

I think if the U.S blew up you would have a lot more to worry about than A.C. Like, radiation, Dragons, Aliens and Zombies!

:iagree: if the US blew up, & if I survived the status of AC would not be on my priority list......sorry! :lipssealedsmiliemaybe the status of my fishy friends, but not the site.....)

 

[Coler]

I would still exist.....

...you would finally even fit in...what with the mutant/zombies/mutant-zombies & zombie mutants

 

[Coler]

:iagree: if the US blew up, & if I survived the status of AC would not be on my priority list......sorry! :lipssealedsmiliemaybe the status of my fishy friends, but not the site.....)

Your fish would crawl right outta the tanks and take over.

This would be where all those water changes finally pay off. They might not eat you if you did 20% weekly minimum.

Mind you those who cram them in would get a taste of their own medicine.

 

[Coler]

There would be a site called www.homosapienscentral run by the mutant fish :

'Help I just got humans and I don't know how to take care of them'

'Welcome to HSC ! You just need a test kit. A nice pointy stick. Stick them with it and if they move they're still alive ! gloopgloop'

 

[Mokomon]

*stares*

 

[Coler]

'But what should I feed them ? '

'Don't worry they eat any old rancid junk that they can cram into themselves'

'Do they eat their fry ?'

'Generally try to separate fry from their parents before this happens. Around about 18 years is considered safe'

 

[Coler]

'I want to breed them'

'You need a breeder net. Just pick up a red '57 chevy from anywhere you like and park them near the local high school'

 

[krytan]

Correct me if i am wrong but aren't the servers for AC in the U.S? So if the U.S did blow up so would the servers for AC there for no more AC.

 

[Coler]

bah humbug for your logic.

back to the mutant-humankeeping-fish.

 

[petluvr]

opcorn:
*stares in utter amazement as THE MUTE loses his mind*