What is the absolute WORST practical joke anyone has ever done to you ?

[Blood_Red]

hi everyone
today i downloaded a 200 page ebook all about practical jokes and trust me, i positively asphyxiated myself from laughing so much. i want some more ideas and posibly more laughs so what is the worst practical joke anyone has ever done to you or that you can think of?my personal favorite mentioned in the book is as follows
1- gently break a light bulb without harming the filament.
2-wire the filament to the fuse of a small m-80 or a bunch of firecrakers
3-fill a large baggie full of poop(liquid is best)
4- seal the baggie around the light fixture
(when doing this make sure the light switch is off)
try to imagine what happens when the target switches the light to on
oh boy. add tabasco to taste for extra spice :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i really laughed for a while just on this one.
now thi one is my own little invention. everyoneknows the classic platic wrap on the toilet bowl. i made a few ameliorations to say the least. what you do is add the most potent laxative you can find in the target's cofee or drink. put the saran wrap on the tiolet bowl and for the grand finale remove all toilet paper from the bathroom. leave only expesive embroidered ''serviettes'' for them to use. needless to say dont trythis at your own home.and be very careful with laxatives and older people as they can dehydrate if doses are too strong. you want a laugh not a sick granny. its perfect for the evil step-father or ex. sorry if i ofended anyone .perhps we dont all share the same sense of humour.so now id like to hear YOUR pranks or practical jokes. again sorry if i offended anyone

 

[sublime1184]

Well never done to me really because my friends have the intellegence of a bundle of rocks...but I have done my fair share...at work I will swith keys on their keyboards so its "1,2,4,3,6..." on their 10-key...I also take a few co-workers desktops and change it to very "elicite" wallpaper, tape their drawers shut so they have trouble opening...and I have been saving up all my ketchup\mustard\hot sauce packets. I think I am gonna rig a drawer upside down so that when opened it spills the packets everywhere. Dam, what do I do at work???


As for with my friends, my humor is too twisted to share

What I can say is that they don't leave their shoes unattended by me anymore. And if they pass out drunk, its fair game!!!

 

[OrionGirl]

Sub---here's one that soon won't be an option...Using clear tape, cover the hole on the bottom of a co-workers mouse, to keep the ball from rolling. Then listen to the bang!

Most practical jokes that I've truly appreciated involve way too much setup--they are customized to a specific person, and aren't really funny if done to anyone else. :huh:

 

[sumthin fishy]

Some good ones camping.....Superglue shoes together, staple/sew the center hole of one's shirt closed, sew sleeping bag shut while someones in it. Theres always the shaving cream in the hand, tickle nose w/ feather gag.

Bathroom houmor.....Switch toothpaste with some non toxic substance of simmilar consistency, switch shampoo with nair(that's a bad one), superglue the toilet paper so it won't unroll, replace soap in pump dispenser w/ hunny.

 

[Boohoo]

Hanen't had it done to me, but know of people who have. Someone painted the toilet seat with the same color paint.

 

[sumthin fishy]

Hanen't had it done to me, but know of people who have. Someone painted the toilet seat with the same color paint.

Elaborate. Was the paint suposed to be wet when you sit, giving a nice, painted darierre? Or does it do something else?

 

[Boohoo]

Sorry. The seat was normally black in color and apparantly the prankster painted it with black paint. You guessed right, it was wet paint. A nice black impression of the toilet seat left on ones behind.

 

[sumthin fishy]

Hehehe, Theres a beer called black butte porter. I thought it refered to a geological formation, but mabey someone had this trick pulled on them while they were making the beer!?

 

[daveedka]

Saran wrap arcross the top of the bowl, so that liquids richochet.

The best I've pulled involved construction of a ladder rack for my Boss's new pick-up truck. We welded up a rack for him out of 1" square steel tubing. Before final welding, we added 3-4 steel ball bearings to each tube. So when he hit a bump, the entire truck sounded like a set of Maraccas (sp?)


Then there is the 1/2 cup of water on the sunvisor, fill the hub caps with gravel, limburger cheese on the exhaust manifold, nylon tie wraps on the drive shaft, large party bolloon clamped to the exhaust pipe (make sure the pipe is cool while clamping it on) grease under the door handles, Grease or vaseline on earmuff or headphone pads. So on and so forth. Both of my Grandfathers were masters of the practical joke, and I have no intention of letting them down as I carry on the heritage.

My children (trained by me) once sprinkled black pepper on my mustache while I was napping on the couch.

My favorite that I wasn't involved with had to be the cubicle picture with clear packing tape across the door, and the entire cubicle filled with styrofoam packing peanuts.
Dave

 

[Larissa]

the limburger cheese one reminds me of when my husband and I got married. The guys that decorated the car put sardines on the manifold. Boy did that stink when it got hot. They also put baking powder in the vents, vaseline on the handles, etc.