What is the absolute WORST practical joke anyone has ever done to you ?

[Blood_Red]

hee hee

i hear the cheese on the exaust pipe is a real stinker.one other stinker is to replace preparation h with tabasco. or put sand in lubricant. neet in the shampoo bottle i would try on a guy not a girl unless she i a real !"£$%^&*(
or tabasco in the humminbird feeder. im so mean. never did any of these but they are great fun to think bout doing

 

[Chill]

1/2 cup of water on the sunvisor reminds me of a joke I played that had bad consequences. When I was a teenager I put a giant rubber spider on the sun visor of a friend's car. He was deathly afraid of spiders. He was driving down the road and it got sunny and he flipped down the visor, the spider fell in his lap and he drove off the road in to a ditch.

Wish I could say I learned from that, but I couldn't resist putting the spider in his coffin at the funeral. Just kidding luckily he wasn't hurt; his car wasn't even damged (that much). He was mad though.

 

[Boohoo]

One of the girls I work with baked another co-worker a "special" donut for her birthday. A jelly filled donut with lots of red food coloring. You can imagine what that looked like when she took a bite.

 

[Emg]

Well, I pulled a good one on a friend way back...but I think it's one of those "had to be there to appreciate it" ones..

We were way up north in the backwoods of Maine fishing....having a hard time finding a place to cast in because the brush was so thick. I saw one spot where I could barely see a log under the water....(black teawater, not good visibility)......well...I hopped over onto the log and started fishing. I call over to her...."Hey Cindy..here's a good spot" She comes thrashing her way through the brush and peeks out at me standing in knee deep water. I said "Come on...it's not that deep here" She looks a bit suspicious and doubtful because you can't see the bottom... and asks...."are you sure...?" "Well, yeah...look at me, it's only up to my knees for crying out loud, come on over" (I'm only about 5'3"...she's 6' easy !!)

Well, she shrugs and takes a step in.........and immediately sinks down to her knee cap in mud and water and just about falls completely in !! I'm laughing so hard I almost fell right off the log as I tried to help her extricate her foot with shoe intact from out of the mud.....I was pretty useless as I was laughing so hard and she was thrashing around trying to get out.....but we did finally manage to get her out...along with her shoe......one of the best trips we ever took together...had a zillion laughs.....lol...

 

[Kasakato]

1- gently break a light bulb without harming the filament.
2-wire the filament to the fuse of a small m-80 or a bunch of firecrakers
3-fill a large baggie full of poop(liquid is best)
4- seal the baggie around the light fixture
(when doing this make sure the light switch is off)

Mess that up and you got a mess. You can blow a fuse, trip a breaker, or short and set fire to the wires.

 

[Blood_Red]

well if it works its well worth it. another risk is to have it blow up in your face for some reason . ew! also could be a fire hazard.or if you hate the person fill the baggie with nitro.

 

[sublime1184]

Sub---here's one that soon won't be an option...Using clear tape, cover the hole on the bottom of a co-workers mouse, to keep the ball from rolling. Then listen to the bang!

Most practical jokes that I've truly appreciated involve way too much setup--they are customized to a specific person, and aren't really funny if done to anyone else. :huh:

hahaha, I tried it today on my boss...it was like watching someone read those "How do you keep an idiot busy? Turn keychain over to find out" and it says the same on both sides. :laugh: ... so I had to tape it then leave the office when she was about to call me But I came back and she peered pretty nasty at me so she had her suspicions (there is no way thats spelled right). We goof around all the time and I do that stuff a lot...but she never learns! haha...

 

[Blood_Red]

oh and if anyone wants the huge ebook bout the practical jokes jjust ask. some of the stuff in there can get you t jail for a while

 

[clayt101]

One funny one I did at work invovled using pop up messages through the office network. I sent my boss several "warnings" that he was violating office protocal by visiting certain websites, and that his supervisor had been notified. He ended up calling the computer people about it and left a message there (these pop-ups looked very official, giving the exact rule number that was broken). After leaving the message, I sent him another pop up, this time saying:

"You have violated _________ computer policy 34822A: visiting adult oriented websites. We are recomending your immediate termination. Your supervisor has been notified."

When he saw this, he screamed several profanities. My co-worker and I were laughing our a** off. Finally, after several minutes of him being so worried, we let him in on the joke.

 

[Emg]

OOOOooo...you bad boy !