Well....whether you get to take care of the spastic pizza...or I do...just depends on who's the quicker of the two...and....whether or not it has pepperoni.....If it's tottin pepperoni...that babies all yours !
Small children are like animals, aren't they?? I must be the infant and small child whisperer... Babies love me. If I had a nickle for every cranky infant some frazzled Mom handed me at a family get together who was asleep on my shoulder within 3 minutes.... Well, I wouldn't be waiting till Christmas for my Filstars!!
I guess I'd be a crafty project whisperer. Need puppet props?, I'm there. Need a costume or backdrop for a play?, I'm there. Need a cute halloween costume for under 15 bucks?, I can do it. Need a painting for your house?, give me a few months. Need your daughter's hair braided fancy for a special occasion?, I can do that too . . . Now I just need to learn the word "No" :hang:
Animals in general. I don't know why, but I get along with them very well. I think I'm good at reading their body language (hey,they don't speak english but we all speak that). For instance, chris' parents got a new cat after Salem died (for those that remember his story ) and I've only seen her two or three times, but she's more affectionate with me than them! I'll see them go to pet her neck and you can just TELL she doesn't want to be touched there. I'll say "no, pet her cheek" but of course they don't listen. So she gets up and leaves.
It's likely because I had animals all my life: goats, horses, rabbits, guinea pigs, mice, cats, birds, dogs, fish. I went to the Fryeburg Fair (a big fair in maine) last week just so I could spend the day in the barns