The craziest thing just happened. I went for a walk to pick up my wife from a class so she didn't have to walk home in the dark (she called me because she heard some strange animal sounds). So when I reached her I heard the sounds. I looked up in an evergreen tree with my headlamp and saw a couple of HUGE raccoons growling at each other. So I stood where I could get a better look at them (under the tree). Do you see where this is going? All of the sudden I heard a crack and a snap. I started to run since I didn't want angry raccoons falling from trees onto my face when all of the sudden the entire branch from the tree landed on my back in mid run. I'll repeat that because it bears repeating. A freakin' tree branch covered in fat raccoons toppeled on my back in mid run. I pull myself from underneath the massive branch only to see raccoons run away into the bushes. So apparently I fell (pun intended) victim to a hit and scatter. Silly fat raccoons.
