Hmmmm, choices, choices......
Guppyshire, UK.....plenty of superglue too. The thing is, if you really like guppies and superglue, Niko hordes it all! And he's a bit wonky! And you have to use a loo! And eat egg banjos! Plus you have to learn that dang UK slang....stuff like "Gob it Pink!".....WTH is wrong with just plain english I say? I'd have to buy one of those UK-ese dictionaries! I think I'd be way too knackered for the UK.
Luppy-nilla....with pink tights. Sounds warm and tropical, I like the idea of sipping something intoxicating by the goldfish pools. The pink tights...not such a big deal. Don't know how relaxing it would be with Luppy singing all the time into his hair brush of a microphone, and constantly doing his pirouette-dance-mania in the pink tights by the goldfish pools. I'd have to pack and take a big supply of ADHD meds for Luppy.
Fishshrod, Florida....where white is the color of the day and all is neat and tidy. Where the toaster goes into the oven so you can have a toaster oven! Sounds a bit sterile, in need of a splash of this and that, but I wouldn't have to use a Loo and eat egg banjos! Probably won't need any ADHD meds or earplus either.
Rbishop, Normalacy....(psssst Bob I'd correct your spelling here, but my magic wand doesn't work in this section). Ahhem, so, first off, I'd have to take a spell checker with me and give it to Bob. And second thing....isn't Normalcy the place President Warren Harding wanted everyone to return to in 1920? Sheesh, it's gotta be too crowded there by now! And don't forget, it's the ones who think they're normal that really aren't normal....like Bob...he thinks he's Bob the Bishop! Lunacy I tell ya!
Invertmania, PA....where the snails, shrimp and microcrabs play, where the keg is kept chilled, and the Noods and DD and PF are nearby and the skies are not cloudy all day! Hmmmm, sounds pretty peaceful to me!
But I'm gonna reserve my right to vote later...after more secrets about these places are revealed!
