>
> Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
> creatures?
>
> Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
>care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
>
> You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
>
>T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
> mechanics tell you the truth.
>
> The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
> station
>restroom because this one is just too icky.
>
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> bolt.
>Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
>
> Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your
> chest
>when you're talking to them.
>
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
>don't
> cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
>conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
>
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
> own
> jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> If
>someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
> more
>than
> enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
> unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
> its original
>color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have
> to shave your face and neck.
>
> You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
> big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes. One color for all seasons.You
> can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
> with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
>
> No WONDER men are happier...
> Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
> creatures?
>
> Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
>care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
>
> You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
>
>T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
> mechanics tell you the truth.
>
> The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
> station
>restroom because this one is just too icky.
>
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> bolt.
>Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
>
> Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your
> chest
>when you're talking to them.
>
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
>don't
> cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
>conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
>
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
> own
> jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> If
>someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
> more
>than
> enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
> unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
> its original
>color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have
> to shave your face and neck.
>
> You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
> big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes. One color for all seasons.You
> can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
> with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
>
> No WONDER men are happier...
Apparently you've never been to a REAL birthday party