Wierd facts about yourself

Still totally normal here...
 
I hate clowns, circus and etc..
I love microwave buritos.
I once peed my pants at a mall to win a bet.
I once left a party wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and boots.
I pooped in the back tank of a toilet in Taco bell.
Also pooped in a Plastic store bag and tossed the poop it in my x-girlfriends car.
Like the feeling of a new tattoo..burn sting..awesome.
I love women with messed up hair.
I have never Googled anything.
I love taking cold showers,its soo refreshing.
I pee on my feet in the shower.
I enjoy cleaning my fish tank,fish are soo happy when they get fresh water.
I love fuller figure ladies,no bony babes..
I must have bacon for breakfast ever day.
I forget things im told almost instantly.
I lay awake for hours after going to bed.
I love the fact my dogs scare my neighbors.
I switch subjects while talking if the conversation pauses too long.
I sometimes go to chatrooms just to annoy or offend someone.
I think its funny my best friend married my X-girlfriend and hes not happy..
I like watching cartoons more than my kids.
Im 37 and i would rather ride a mountain bike than drive a car.
I talk to myself when im working on something.
I want to be creamated when i die and get dust shot out of a cannon.
The sound of gunfire is a major turn on.
I think of ways to hurt or kill someone who would break into our house.
I have lived in the same house since i was born,bought it off my parents.
I am sure there are many more issues but i have a short attention span and one finger type LOL
 
I am addicted to karaoke.
When I discover something that I like, I get TOTALLY obsessed with it.
I have way too many hobbies.
I classify all my clothes as lucky, neutral, or unlucky, and if something is unlucky, I'll never wear it again no matter how much I like it.
I read textbooks for fun.
I am a Lord of the Rings junky, still.
I love amusement parks better than my kids do.
When I paint, I have to listen to classical music.
I am a control freak, and everyone I know, knows it and doesn't care, they just let me take over.
 
I'm no good with dates / times / apparently special events...........
I have a built in defense against all bad memories........ i remember nothing.
I wont cut finger or toe nails at the weekend, or cross on the stairs.
once your my friend i will always be there for you nomatter what, just give me a minuet
 
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