WORD RELATION GAME!!!!
- Thread starter BeelzeBob
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oops slow
do (the parrot in the fridge joke)
A lady was walking by a pet store and saw a talking parrot for sale for $50. She asked why so cheap and the storekeeper said the bird was extremely intelligent but swore like a sailor. The lady bought the bird and took him home but soon grew tired of the profanity. At the end of her rope she said said, "Parrot, if you don't stop swearing, I will put you in a box!" The parrot kept on swearing and in fact told her right where to go. So she put him in a box. The parrot kicked the sides and scratched at the box until she took him out. The parrot promoptly told her right where to go and how to get there and kept on swearing. So she said, "If you don't stop swearing, I will put you in a cupboard!" The parrot kept right on swearing, so in the cupboard he went. The parrot was kicking the walls and making a lot of racket until she finally took him out. The parrot kept swearing so she said, "If you keep swearing, I am going to put you in the freezer!" The parrot kept right on swearing so the she put him in the freezer. The bird was making quite a racket for about 5 minutes then it was all quiet. The lady was beginning to get scared, so she opened up the freezer. The bird quietly stepped out, his wingss folded in front of him. He said, "I'm terribly sorry ma'm I will be good as long as I live! By the way, do you mind if I ask what did the chicken do?"
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