This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you
how tough it is to be single nowadays .
This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience
to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The
outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she
did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she
quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could
think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware
of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and
yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what is
taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was
"freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose
themselves,they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being
"pissed off".
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you
how tough it is to be single nowadays .
This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience
to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The
outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she
did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she
quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could
think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware
of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and
yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what is
taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was
"freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose
themselves,they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being
"pissed off".
