When you just dropped over $120 on your fish.
When your parents have a rule that all homework must be done before anything fish related can occur.
When you worry about you fish so much you wake up a 3 am to make sure the cat didn't inhale the tank.
When know what you want for Christmas in November and that thing is money so you can buy more fish stuff.
When your dream for the future it to own a local fish store.
When you stand at the petstore for 30 minutes trying to decide between the 4 pack and 2 pack of airstones.
When you realize that you left the lights on in your fish room at 2 in the morning and get up to turn them off, get distracted by your fish, and wake up freezing your *** off because the room temp is only 52 degrees or so.
When the people at your table take note that your on "that fish site" again.
When you decide that enough is enough and then go and get "just one more fish"
When you intend to ask santa for a 5 thousand gallon tank and then remember that santa isn't real.
When you hear a bang and immediately leap out of bed and run to the fishroom to make sure everythings ok, only to find a few minutes later that the bang was your neighbor doing the same thing.
When you daydream Algebra II away doodling your dream tank and then find yourself thinking "wait, neons with goldfish? Thats not right".
When you realize you said above statement out loud and explain to your teacher that you keep fish and start telling her all about them.
When you have this many reasons your a fishkeeper.