You know you're a fishkeeper when.......

....I let nothing bite me for $20....

Wow, I tell people to "bite me" all the time. I never thought about charging a fee for it though, maybe I should start.
 
YKYAFKW your parents reward you for doing chores with out being asked.....only you don't tell them the reason you cleaned the bathroom is that you don't want them to find out you rinsed your new substrate in the tub
 
:lol: U R a true fishkeeper when you place the newly acquired fin-population into the bathtub for a short duration of 3 years BECAUSE U ran out of money for tanks and room in the house. :perv: Yippeee


:lipssealedsmilie: Oh, Betta Fish Mom, what did U start here, ha, ha....
 
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You know you are a fish keeper when you accidentally drink fish water more than normal drinking water.
 
You know your brother is going to grow up to be a fish keeper when....
You're teaching him about siphons and he gets sand in his mouth and then uses the water running out of the siphon to rinse his mouth.

His logic was 1. The siphon is already started and 2. I'd just get water in my mouth restarting it and 3. It wasnt the first time and won't be the last lol
 
YKYAFK when your friends start to question the "plants" your getting in the mail, and demand some free samples.
 
YKYAFKW... your fish's diet is significantly better than your own.

...you sacrifice your big full size bed and turn it into a twin even though you are alost 6 feet tall just to fit a 55 gallon tank

...you look at your back yard lake and fantasize about closing off a section just to have a private peace of that lake to do what you like with
 
You know your brother is going to grow up to be a fish keeper when....
You're teaching him about siphons and he gets sand in his mouth and then uses the water running out of the siphon to rinse his mouth.

His logic was 1. The siphon is already started and 2. I'd just get water in my mouth restarting it and 3. It wasnt the first time and won't be the last lol
I feel for him, haha. I've learned to do it without getting a drink.

You know you're a fishkeeper when next to your bed, you had a cup of fish water used for moving fish and a cup of regular water. You wake up at 3am, thirsty, and drink around half the fish water before you realize it's fish water.
 
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