Your opinion stinks, mine is better..

Topics? Psh, items are much better than topics, topics are for losers.
 
Roasted explosives? Those are for failures who like spontaneously combusting, charred explosives rock their world.
 
Rocks? They are heavy, scratchy, and hurt to sleep with. Who needs rocks?

I'll take a good woman over a rock anyday!
 
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