Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[FishTank719]

because it tastes better than paint chips.

why do they call it a heater?

 

[xsdbs]

becasue it's not a chiller.

why didn't you know that

 

[Jspigs]

Because he posted the question while in a parallel universe where no one knows the answer.

Why did I ask about why people eat salami when I myself like it very much?

 

[GuppyGirl1230]

Because you are in a parallel universe!

Why is coffee so good?

 

[Jspigs]

Because it isn't good.

Why don't I like coffee?

 

[xsdbs]

because it doesn't taste like Neapolitan ice cream.

why does it have to rain when I need to dig a hole?

 

[Jspigs]

The rain wants you to have a pond.

What causes rain?

 

[dundadundun]

angering the gods.

why is the universe flat on every picture i look at?

 

[Fishfriend1]

because you need 3-D glasses!

Why does he need 3-D glasses?

 

[mjordan29]

because he doesnt wana go to outerspace

Why are there so many stupid 3D movies now days?