fish pickup lines

[invertebrater]

her: "I have a boyfriend."
you: "I have a goldfish."
her: "what?"
you: "Oh, I thought you were talking about things that didn't matter."

this isn't my line but i read it somewhere..
wouldn't worked so well for people who cared about goldfish though obviously.

 

[rocker92]

would you like to go home and see my catfish????? .....*SLAP*......i ment my corydoras.....i realy did!!!!!!

 

[crazyryceman]

her: "I have a boyfriend."
you: "I have a goldfish."
her: "what?"
you: "Oh, I thought you were talking about things that didn't matter."

this isn't my line but i read it somewhere..
wouldn't worked so well for people who cared about goldfish though obviously.

HAHA definitely going to use this one

 

[AquaGem]

Well these are really bad but w/e

"we could make beautiful fish together"
"just like I thought... the angel is agressive"
"your hair is like a beautiful bunch of micro sword"
"you wanna get out of this fish bowl?"
"I'm thinking of an upgrade, but then I'd have to cycle"

 

[Fish-Addict]

Well these are really bad but w/e

"we could make beautiful fish together"
"just like I thought... the angel is agressive"
"your hair is like a beautiful bunch of micro sword"
"you wanna get out of this fish bowl?"
"I'm thinking of an upgrade, but then I'd have to cycle"

LOL love that last one

 

[Fish-Addict]

would you like to go home and see my catfish????? .....*SLAP*......i ment my corydoras.....i realy did!!!!!!

:lol: good one

 

[jenpen737]

wanna come back to my place and scrub algea?

 

[rocker92]

wanna come back to my place and scrub algea?

:rofl: you just made my day!!

 

[tekonus]

her: "I have a boyfriend."
you: "I have a goldfish."
her: "what?"
you: "Oh, I thought you were talking about things that didn't matter."

:lol: This post wins at teh interwebs!!!1!!

 

[AquaGem]

"what ferts do you use? they're working overtime"
"your eyes sparkle like bright green hair algae at the early morning feeding"
"lets mix up a batch of snail jello... you bring the base and I'll supply the supplements"
"did you bring your gravel vac because it's time for a water change"