fish pickup lines

[ChrisK]

:laugh: Most of these are very funny

 

[Sounguru]

"Wanna hold my eel he is a slippery fella...."

 

[BreezeRuehls]

:lol:EWE!!! When I need my husbands help with changing the water, I dont say anything, I just put on a white tank top, and pull out the buckets....:evil_lol:

 

[BreezeRuehls]

"My mollies can spawn once and have 15 babies, wanna try and beat their record?"

 

[luckydud13]

^^^Hahahahaha nice

"Hey baby, wanna spawn?"

"You got a butt, like a puffer gut"

"I need someone to remove my algae."

 

[crazyryceman]

"You got a butt, like a puffer gut"

HAHA nice.

"Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" It's from the movie The Ladies Man

 

[Sounguru]

:lol:EWE!!! When I need my husbands help with changing the water, I dont say anything, I just put on a white tank top, and pull out the buckets....:evil_lol:

I tried the whole white t-shirt thing my wife just told me to stop getting water on the floor and went back to watching CSI....:headshake2:

 

[BreezeRuehls]

LOL, was it you in the white tee?:lol::rofl::rofl:

I tried the whole white t-shirt thing my wife just told me to stop getting water on the floor and went back to watching CSI....:headshake2:

 

[SMinNC]

:lol:EWE!!! When I need my husbands help with changing the water, I dont say anything, I just put on a white tank top, and pull out the buckets....:evil_lol:

I tried the whole white t-shirt thing my wife just told me to stop getting water on the floor and went back to watching CSI....:headshake2:

It's probably because you didn't... "pull out the buckets"!

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Do you like lemon juice on your fish?

 

[austinpetemo]

"My mollies can spawn once and have 15 babies, wanna try and beat their record?"

that one sounds like something that octo-mom woman would say......