Meet Charlie. A 32 year old Shoe Shine Boy. Tired of life and the way things are going he decides to rob a liquor store, but on the way in he has a sudden change of heart and his conscience comes into play...
"Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out of the drawer you better think of the consequences"
"Who are you?"
"Don't you know me? I'm your conscience"
"That's nonsense. Go in grab for the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs. Borrow a red dress and one of her blonde wigs. Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades"
"Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to, the whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you. Think about it before you walk in the door first. Look at the store clerk. She's older than George Burns."
"Man screw that. Do this pit. Hit that lick. Can you afford to blow this hit? Are you that rich? Why should you care if you scare her to death? Are you that chick? Do you really think she gives a crap if you have kids?"
"Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it. Not over this list. Drop the biscuit. Don't even listen to him, dude he's bad for you"
"You know what man, I don't like your attitude!!!"
(I hope i don't get sued by Dr.Dre)