Oh yea... shuffles papers and looks confused... then remembers that his plan is to read a good book... oh wait...
Mafia #70: The Time Vortex
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Dunkin Donuts is good but Starbucks is delicious, especially when you get extra shots of espresso added. No way it tastes like dirt. :screwy:
Time to really annoy John
Ogre wakes up feeling very strange. Why does my clock read 8:45 PM and my calendar say 1963, he thinks. How can I live without my internet? My car has more computing power than every functioning computer in the world... wait... car... Hmmm... maybe I can buy a couple of Mustangs and store them somewhere. Surely someone will get me back to where I belong... wherever, whenever that is.
Maybe someone in this town will help me. They look like friendly people.
Ogre wakes up feeling very strange. Why does my clock read 8:45 PM and my calendar say 1963, he thinks. How can I live without my internet? My car has more computing power than every functioning computer in the world... wait... car... Hmmm... maybe I can buy a couple of Mustangs and store them somewhere. Surely someone will get me back to where I belong... wherever, whenever that is.
Maybe someone in this town will help me. They look like friendly people.
Coffee is what they serve in hell. Well, actually; you have a choice between that and egg-nog.
I haven't read the thread yet, but wanted to say hi.
I haven't read the thread yet, but wanted to say hi.
If I'm going spend $5 on a morning beverage it's going to be at Jamba Juice. Coffee is for lame-o hipsters who think they're cool because their macbook tells their iphone that they are cool. Take off the fedora and grow a personality, even your mom thinks you're a loser. I don't care how many times you go to a soup kitchen and eat a free meal next to homeless people for the "Irony" of wearing $200 skinny jeans. You don't even know what that word means and you smell anyway. American apparel just came out with it's new line of "look like a hobo" hoodies so why don't you go stink up the mall with your PBR breath and get out of my way. I wore old-school vans when they were new. So there's my street-cred. Scrape off that star tattoo because Billy Idol would punch you in the face.
And that's why...
I vote to lynch The Red Severum
Welcome back.
And that's why...
I vote to lynch The Red Severum
Welcome back.
If I'm going spend $5 on a morning beverage it's going to be at Jamba Juice. Coffee is for lame-o hipsters who think they're cool because their macbook tells their iphone that they are cool. Take off the fedora and grow a personality, even your mom thinks you're a loser. I don't care how many times you go to a soup kitchen and eat a free meal next to homeless people for the "Irony" of wearing $200 skinny jeans. You don't even know what that word means and you smell anyway. American apparel just came out with it's new line of "look like a hobo" hoodies so why don't you go stink up the mall with your PBR breath and get out of my way. I wore old-school vans when they were new. So there's my street-cred. Scrape off that star tattoo because Billy Idol would punch you in the face.
And that's why...
I vote to lynch The Red Severum
Welcome back.
Zaffy, you should hold it all in like this. It's dangerous. So take a deep breath and tell us how you really feel...
