Random AC Chat Quotes

[captaincaveman9]

[247Plants] 2:38 am: my kids are going to live in a bubble

[Mr. U] 2:38 am: my niece had a case of projectile poop

[Mr. U] 2:38 am: nailed my sister in the ToysR Us bathroom changing area

[BioHazard] 2:42 am: If anyone has experience with those.

[247Plants] 2:43 am: can you give a fish a black eye?

[BioHazard] 2:47 am: If you would like, I can come over and poo on your carpet when I have an off day.

 

[Jspigs]

[RDTigger] 4:07 am: fling poo lindsey?

 

[Jspigs]

[Mr. U] 4:08 am: i already grilled the usual suspects

 

[jenpen737]

[Mr. U] 4:09 am: now i have a pretty good idea who did it....and i'm going to castrate the little 'tard with a spork

 

[noodles62]

OMG, this is funny! :rofl:

 

[jpappy789]

[bluerat] 1:59 pm: im just sooo misunderstood

:lol:

 

[captaincaveman9]

[BioHazard] 2:51 am: Kuhli spagetti

[BioHazard] 2:53 am: Sweet package, eh?

[247Plants] 2:55 am: ya and me and dan were chatting it up

[jenpen737] 2:57 am: she is over 2 there was no goo goo gah gah juat a "mom i have poo on my hand"

[Mr. U] 2:56 am: cuz your cranky, irritable, hormonal-cidal....and easy to pester

[jpappy789] 1:41 pm: Mg, you and bob give the best relationship advice lol

[bluerat] 1:46 pm: im just me... bp = brattys perfect

[bluerat] 1:45 pm: ooh then there is no hope for you if you have no self control

[bluerat] 1:49 pm: cheetos commercials are weird

[bluerat] 1:49 pm: omg your short term memory is pants

 

[jpappy789]

phew...the one I thought would get posted didn't :grinyes:

 

[captaincaveman9]

[Mr. U] 2:02 am: just got out

[countrychick] 2:02 am: he means picking his arse

[Mr. U] 2:04 am: hey, weren't you the one with sticky hands earlier?

[BioHazard] 2:16 am: Like cheese flavored cat food.

[BioHazard] 2:17 am: He is like Capt Crunch, Jen

[countrychick] 2:21 am: and yes the pants were for me

captaincaveman9 notes jen likes the smell of poo
[jenpen737] 2:30 am: yup i do

[BioHazard] 2:34 am: And poked a lot of roadkill.

[Bo_] 3:18 am: omg habenero sauce up my nose

[bluerat] 3:18 am: bo you are supposed to put in the hole under your nose

 

[captaincaveman9]

[BioHazard] 4:14 am: bbl. need soda and food. Must go to grocery. otherwise, may starve. only enough fat reserves to last 8 weeks.