1. I dont float new fish, as soon as I get home I drain the water in the bag and dump the new fish in.
2. I dont test water
3. I couldnt care less bout ph
4. All snails are welcome in my tanks (i gave up the snail war years ago)
5. 50%+ water change weekly in the discus tank
6. All tanks get sand
7. Only real plants
8. Push the limits of stocking
9. Get all my rocks from the lake (been known to nab them out of neighbors flower bed! :evil_lol
10. I dont feed my fish everyday
11. The lights come on when I get up, and go off when I go to bed
12. I flush dead fish (and some times sick fish)
13. I am not scared of Wal-Mart fish
14. I dont always thaw frozen fish food, the fish follow around floating cubes of food pecking on them until food falls off.
15. I have done tank maintence drunk!
I think thats all........