Ballyhoo, get in touch with your fav LFS and see if they can hook you up with some filter mulm/dirty water and while you are there get some Seachem Prime and Equilibrium.
If not, then PM me and I could give you some from one of my tanks. You just put it right into your filter. Unfortunately, I don't have the space to foster your fish at this time but I don't think it would be necessary to remove your fish. I live in W. Raleigh, so I'm not too far from you depending on where you guys live in Cary. My girl has my Jeep today so you'd have to come to me...otherwise I'd be more than happy to help straighten out your tank.