Longest thread in AC

[Fungi]

That's the spirit galen!

 

[jpappy789]

"Burn the Witch!" or Imp(s) :grinyes:

Hater!

 

[bluerat]

:devil: do we need to be burnt i think not but if we do we will come back stronger:devil:

 

[kuhliloach]

how do you know that? burn your tongue licking windows?

 

[jpappy789]

But I want to keep niko as my "pocket imp"...a newly discovered species of imp, which based on descriptions, is what I think niko really is...

 

[kuhliloach]

niko is actually not a pocket imp, pocket imps tongue marks are smaller and can't reach the higher windows...

 

[plantling]

"pocket imps... be sure to feed and water them twice daily. available in regular and super mode. super mode imps have optional bristle tongues for scrubbing of windows, assembly required. do not expose pocket imps to running water, salt, or imp retardent bagels. some come w/ optional fire retardent fur. check local laws for proper disposal of unwanted imps..."

that's all i can think of for now. it's too early in the morning.

 

[bluerat]

excuse me imps can suffer burns ,have you sat in a glass house ,sun burnt tongue for an imp is soooo not funny it would have to have time off and thats not good

 

[jpappy789]

excuse me imps can suffer burns ,have you sat in a glass house ,sun burnt tongue for an imp is soooo not funny it would have to have time off and thats not good

Humor is relative...

 

[plantling]

excuse me imps can suffer burns ,have you sat in a glass house ,sun burnt tongue for an imp is soooo not funny it would have to have time off and thats not good

that's where the assembly required comes in (perhaps a mesh to go over their bristle tongues so that they can clean green house wondows) and the optional fire retardent fur might come in handy also. hmmmm is there money in selling these pocket imps? who would be interested? they might even become as popular as the rock w/purple string.