Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

the first person who was confused, why? becuase he was confused...

why is a stop sign red?
 
Because Green would have just been to confusing

Who invested cheese?
 
Because they would look weird with their roots at the top!!

Why can't I stop???
 
Because you are addicted

why am I addicted?
 
Because I am there! LMAO!!!!

Why did the cat eat the mouse??
 
because the dog was too big

why do dogs bark
 
Becuase he will bite you!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
Cause he was parked across the street.


Why do women take so looooong to get "ready"
 
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