Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

because we can

why do men never listen to what they've been told?
 
Because they think they know everything.

Why do birds sing?
 
Because they will catch a cold.

Why do children loose their teeth?
 
Because catching cats is harder.

Why do women talk so much?
 
about 23 inches...or so. (now that's a stupid answer)

Why do we eat food and drink liquids?
 
drinking food would choke us

why does fire burn
 
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