Too funny...start a rumor about...

you realise the whole catnip thing was a joke started about my avatar right?

OMG no, I'm sorry I suffer from a rare condition I have no sense of humour and can only take words at their literal meaning

lit·eral (lit′ər əl)

adjective

of, involving, or expressed by a letter or letters of the alphabet literal notation
following or representing the exact words of the original; word-for-word a literal translation

based on the actual words in their ordinary meaning; not figurative or symbolic the literal meaning of a passage
giving the actual denotation of the word: said of the senses of words
giving the original or earlier meaning of a word; etymological the literal meaning of ponder is “to weigh”

habitually interpreting statements or words according to their actual denotation; prosaic; matter-of-fact a literal mind
having a literal mind; lacking imagination
real; not going beyond the actual facts; accurate; unvarnished the literal truth
being so in fact but not in name; virtual the chairperson is a literal dictator
Etymology: ME litterall < MFr litteral < LL litteralis < L littera, letter

Mom really likes how I read that one. She even clapped at supper tonight.

Lady G wants to steal my dictionary because it's really thick and even has the smutty words.
 
Chill has memorized all the smutty ones!
 
Chill already wrote a "story" with those smutty words...thinkin of G!
 
G doesn't understand what "smutty" means :silly:

(btw, G... I do want to play the mafia game. I feel shameful whenever people pm me to join, but... I just don't have the time :cry:)
 
speaking of spicy hot
plantling gets in the mood by listening to Elmer Fudd's version of Fire

"I'm dwivin' in my cah / I tuwn on the wadio ... 'Cause when we ki-i-i-iss / FIWE!"
 
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