you realise the whole catnip thing was a joke started about my avatar right?
OMG no, I'm sorry I suffer from a rare condition I have no sense of humour and can only take words at their literal meaning
lit·eral (lit′ər əl)
adjective
of, involving, or expressed by a letter or letters of the alphabet literal notation
following or representing the exact words of the original; word-for-word a literal translation
based on the actual words in their ordinary meaning; not figurative or symbolic the literal meaning of a passage
giving the actual denotation of the word: said of the senses of words
giving the original or earlier meaning of a word; etymological the literal meaning of ponder is “to weigh”
habitually interpreting statements or words according to their actual denotation; prosaic; matter-of-fact a literal mind
having a literal mind; lacking imagination
real; not going beyond the actual facts; accurate; unvarnished the literal truth
being so in fact but not in name; virtual the chairperson is a literal dictator
Etymology: ME litterall < MFr litteral < LL litteralis < L littera, letter
Mom really likes how I read that one. She even clapped at supper tonight.
Lady G wants to steal my dictionary because it's really thick and even has the smutty words.