Kuhli was due to appear in court
On the 25 of March or was it the twenty-fourth
For possession of catnip with intent to sell
He did not show so the judge did yell
“Issue a warrant for failure to appear”
The police searched both far and near
He was home mid-wifing his cat ‘s delivery of kittens
Have no fear though he wore his latex mittens
Kuhli was due to appear in court
On the 25 of March or was it the twenty-fourth
For possession of catnip with intent to sell
He did not show so the judge did yell
“Issue a warrant for failure to appear”
The police searched both far and near
He was home mid-wifing his cat ‘s delivery of kittens
Have no fear though he wore his latex mittens