Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Lady G]

I didn't have an underwear drawer...I was still a dream at that time.

Why are some dream soooooo crazy?

 

[xsdbs]

because there's always some blonde in a red # 10 short shirt showing her belly that doesn't stick around till the dream is over and now I want chocolate

why do car manufacturors put turn signals on cars when people don't use them

 

[cam191919]

BECAUSE U HAV NO LIFE!!!!

why is your name the license plate on the car that hit my dog? do i hav to hunt u down because my "to kill" list is growing like a weed

 

[xsdbs]

BECAUSE U HAV NO LIFE!!!!
wow, kind of harsh.
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michigan is not my name, and neither is august

why is marijuana called pot but a pot is not called marijuana, do you ever wonder why a toilet is called a throne, is it because kings were just full of crap

 

[Lady G]

Probably

Why can't I think again?

 

[xsdbs]

because you are thinking out loud

why is Y before Z

 

[Lady G]

Just the way it is man, just the way it is.

Why do some folks think they are better then others?

 

[xsdbs]

because the sun is always shining somewhere, might as well be in their world

is a black car really faster than a yellow car

 

[Lady G]

Yep...cause they look better.

Can a fish swim faster then a Jaguar can run?

 

[xsdbs]

only backwards and upside down

why is it mother nature and not father nature


Good night,