Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

because the one that u must have eaten prob ate a chicken 12 min before you ate it
you can still taste a frogs last meal up to 15 min after he ate it! :grinyes:
why is the yahoo mail envelope closed?
 
Because anyone can get in it if it was open.

Why are some people scared of storms
 
because clouds are known to eat people

when the universe shrinks to the size of a grain of sand, destroying suns and crushing planets, killing every form of life inside it, will ther still be pie?
 
because clouds are known to eat people

when the universe shrinks to the size of a grain of sand, destroying suns and crushing planets, killing every form of life inside it, will ther still be pie?


Only apple pie.

What do fish think about ?

Nom nom or be nom nom!

Why are my neighbors so noisy?
 
your nieghbors are so noisy cus of gas prices ending in .9 cents

when sock puppets eat cake on an alpaca in italy who overpaid for his bacon sandwich because the flying squid didnt know how to count change because she skipped school to bum out on jupitor, did he think about black and white tvs?
 
He did think about tv's, but they were vintage Trinitrons.

The widespread but spurious factoid regarding the measurement of the speed of sound is both insidious and invidious. You can't see sound, duh.

Where was your underwear drawer on the day that Kennedy was assassinated? Whose underwear was in it and was it clean?
 
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