I'm showing my wife this thread to explain why I go out of my way to be as rude and inhospitable as possible.
Door to door sales, religious groups, nosy neighbors, political groups etc... all avoid coming to the front door. I guess my standard "What the [bleep] do you want?" greeting works well. Especially when it is associated with the sound of a shotgun being cocked.
It doesn't seem to work on family however. Sadly their the ones I really want to avoid. Anybody got any ideas how to scare them away? They leave my fish alone but they attack, my parenting, my career, my house, my car, how fat I am, and just about everything else.
Door to door sales, religious groups, nosy neighbors, political groups etc... all avoid coming to the front door. I guess my standard "What the [bleep] do you want?" greeting works well. Especially when it is associated with the sound of a shotgun being cocked.
It doesn't seem to work on family however. Sadly their the ones I really want to avoid. Anybody got any ideas how to scare them away? They leave my fish alone but they attack, my parenting, my career, my house, my car, how fat I am, and just about everything else.